Material Goal! 

Beating Villa tonight would be better than sex with Madonna, says Di Canio!

 

You've got to love The Sun's take on Town's big game tonight against Aston Villa.

 

Their headline certainly got our attention!

 

Paulo Di Canio's admission that if Swindon beat Villa this evening it'll be "better than sex with Madonna!“

 

 

"Sending Manchester United out [in 2001] was amazing," he said, "It was like having sex with Madonna and beating Villa as a manager would be just as good.

“Better than having sex with Madonna? Let me try it and I will give you an honest answer.”

 

The paper also came up with some footy-related Madgestic Hits that we reckon should be blaring on the County Ground PA system at full-time if Swindon do dump the Villa out of the Cup.

 

Dress You Cup

Striker Virgin

Volley Day

Ray Of Floodlight

Borderline Offside

Causing A Promotion

Keeper And Keeper

This Used To Be My Old Ground

Bedtime Miles Storey

La Isla De Vita

 

Brilliant!

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