'Serial Shagger' in Swindon! 

Our women are “so nice, and good-looking”

 

Flying off the shelves: Clive's book is popular amongst fellow serial shaggers

A womaniser from Cardiff has revealed that after years of adding thousands of notches to his bedpost, the best women are those from Swindon.

After five years of meeting and sleeping with women from internet dating sites, Clive Worth has now published a book – aptly named 'A Serial Shagger's Guide to Internet Dating' – in which he details the seduction of thousands of women, and how our town boasts the best lovers.

 

Clive's transition from Welsh miner to world-renowned Casanova has not been easy, having gone from having a serious alcohol addiction to a demanding sex addiction.

But his experiences haven't been all that bad.

Without naming names (we doubt if he could), he said: “"All the Swindon women were great, and that was unusual because you get good and bad everywhere.

 

"But I had more luck in Swindon because I found them so easygoing. I'm not saying they are all tarts from there but the women were so nice, and good-looking."

"A lot of them were telling their friends and family they were going away on business and they were able to have a good time then, and a dirty weekend!"

 

Mel Turner-Wright