Claudius: "Conceit upon her father..." – Actually, there's a lot of debate about just who Ophelia is singing about in this late scene... Is she grieving for her murdered father? Or prophesying Hamlet's imminent death in England? And so much has been made of the relationship between kkkkHam and Oaf – have they done the dirty or not?

That said, I may well've removed some valuable clues by updating the songs in this version...!