Daddy's back! – Maybe now's a good time to mention some of our character nicknames...

Hamlet – kkkkkHam. Ghost – kkkkkHamsenor. Gertrude – Dirty Gertie. Claudius – Killer Claude. Ophelia – Oaf. Polonius – Polly. Osric – Ossie (Big Gay Farmer). Fortinbras – 15 Bras.

Laertes – Liar-Tease (rubbish, I know!) Lucianus – Lucky. Rosencrantz – Rosie Crantz. Guildenstern – Gilly. Horatio – Hor (whore). Player King/Queen – PK/PQ (not funny, just easy). Ambassador – "Monsieur, with these Ferrero Rocher you're reeelly spoilin' uuuus!"